Текст песни:

My computer thinks I'm gay
I threw that piece of junk away
On the Champs-Elysees
As I was walking home
This is my last communique
Down the super highway
All that I have left to say
In a single tome
I got

Too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there

If I could, give it all away
Will it come back to me someday
Like a needle in the hay
Or an expensive stone
But I got a reason to declaim
The applications are to blame
For all my sorrow and my pain
Of feeling so alone
I got

(x2)
Too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there

My computer thinks I'm gay
What's the difference anyway
When all that people do all day
Is staring to the phone
I got

(x2)
Too many friends
Too many people
That I'll never meet
And I'll never be there for
I'll never be there for
cause I'll never be there

(x4)
I'll never be there