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If I didnt have you, life would be blue
Id be Doctor Who without the TARDIS
A candle without a wick, a Watson without a crick
Id be one of my outfits without a dick-ey

Id be cheese without the mac,
Steve Jobs without the Wozniak
Id be solving exponential equations that use bases not found on your calculator, making it much harder to crack

Id be an atom without a bomb, a dot without the com
And Id probably still live with my mom
(All, echo And hed probably still live with his mom)

Ever since I met you, youve turned my world around
Youve supported all my dreams and all my hopes
Youre like Uranium-235 and Im Uranium-238,
Almost inseparable isotopes

I couldnt have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

If I didnt have you, life would be dreary
Id be string theory without any string
Id be binary code without a one,
A cathode ray without an electron gun
Id be Firefly, Buffy, and Avengers without Joss Whedon
Id speak a lot more Klingon,
[Speaks Klingon]
All And hed definitely still live with his mom

Ever since I met you, youve turned my world around
Youre my best friend and my lover
Were like changing electric and magnetic fields
you cant have one, without the other

I couldnt have imagined how good my life would get
From the moment that I met you, Bernadette

All Oh, we couldnt have imagined, how good our lives would get
From the moment that we met you, Bernadette