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Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang

Since the dawn of man is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldnt wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang

It all started with the big BANG

Its expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we wont be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that itll make an even bigger bang

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how were here, theyre catching deer (were catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang
It all started with the big BANG