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Prussia All right Snug as a bug in a rug

Germany *sigh* Brother... I'm going to say this one more time so listen carefully. I still have work t-

Prussia Now listen and revel at my awesomely crazy cool sheep counting

Germany *sigh* Seems like I'll just have to play along for the moment. Well, he should be bored of this as soon as he counts a few.

Prussia Oh yeah Here I go

Prussia One awesome sheep over the fence Two awesome sheep over the fence Three awesome sheep over the fence
Four awesome sheep over the fence Five awesome sheep over the fence Six awesome sheep over the fence
And then there's seven, eight, nine, and ten awesome sheep over the fence

Prussia HOW'S THAT, WEST? I bet you're so tired now that you'll doze off any time now

Germany My eyes are actually wide open now. I feel like going back to work now.

Prussia Ahh~. Figures that 10 sheep wouldn't put you to sleep.

Prussia The Italy brothers also counted a bit more than that.

Germany Brother... Don't you think there's another problem besides the number of sheep?

Prussia Huh? And what would the problem be?

Germany Well, I think there's no way a regular person would actually fall asleep if you yell your count at them this close.

Prussia Really? Well, you should fall asleep if you just close your eyes and you're calm and quiet.

Germany That's right. "If you're calm and quiet.", that is...

Prussia oh... Well, if that's what you say West, then I can adjust my counting a little to your needs

Prussia Here I go

*Resumes counting until 200. Counts up to 19 sheep*

Prussia 20 sheep over the fence. HAWEKACHOOYAHEY

Germany Whoa Are you all right, Brother?

Prussia I sneezed and now I'm bored of this

Germany Hey

Prussia I leave the rest to you, West

Germany Don't just give me your job

Prussia Aww well, if you insist you spoiled sweet boy.

Germany Aren't you the one who insisted on counting to me?

Prussia That's true but...

*cheep cheep*

Prussia Huh?

*Cheep cheep*

Prussia You hear something?

Germany Yes. It's the usual chick. He's right on your head.

Prussia Woah, you're right Ohhh~ I just love petting the little guy. It just feels great.

Prussia Speaking of petting, I bet it'd feel really good to pet a sheep since they're all fluffy

Germany I'd have to agree with you there.

*cheep cheep cheep*

Prussia *laughs* You don't need to worry, little guy. You'll always be my top animal

Prussia Hey, I've got an idea, West As long as we're counting, let's count chicks instead of sheep

Germany ...Do you really think that'll work?

Prussia Never know until you try, right?

Prussia Okay, I'm going to count

Prussia 21 chicks...in the nest. *cheep*

Prussia 22 chicks...in the nest. *cheep cheep*

*Continues until 406. The cheeping and count stops at 30 chicks*

Prussia Being surrounded by fluffy sheep while you're sleeping sounds good and all,
but I think it'd feel really good to sleep surrounded by chicks too, West.

Germany Chicks, huh? They look so soft, so I'm afraid I might crush them.

Prussia Oh, don't worry about that. Chicks aren't that squishy Right?

*pause*

Prussia Huh? Where'd the little guy go?

Germany It seems like he flew away somewhere while you were in the middle of counting.

Prussia I see...

Prussia Hmm? West You actually seem even more awake than before.

Germany Yes. My fatigue is down because I was able to lie down f